Gex welcomes you child:
May thou have a gex blessed day.
For the past thousands of years the world was filled with false religons: Christanity, Hinduism, Buddhism, Catholics, Judasim, Islam
However: This is no more. Now; we recognize the one true prophet. GEX THE GECKO
Gex; son of garfield; is the holy figure of gexology. Gex is our prophet and Garfield our god. You may ask, who is the devil?
REZ, the most EVIL CREATURE known to us. He commands an army full of archdemons such as NERMAL the SECOND MOST EVIL CREATURE EVER